Open Houses This Weekend

Another update on the Diamond Drama! Joel Diamond, CEO of Diamond Parking, not only bought the six-million dollar penthouse at Escala. He’s also attempting to sell a four-bedroom house with weirdly-fluorescent-green pool for 7.88 million dollars. That house is unfortunately not having an open house this weekend, but 98 other fine abodes in Seattle are:

1100 E Harrison St #402
116977 5 1 Open Houses This Weekend
Sunday, August 15, 2010 2:00 PM – 4:00 PM
Okay, before I tell you the price of this Capitol Hill unit, just look at the end of the deck there. At the end of this spacious private deck with a view of the gorgeous Seattle skyline there is a spiral staircase. That spiral staircase leads to a second spacious private deck with a view of the gorgeous Seattle skyline. And don’t tell me it rains too much in Seattle for decks to be useful. Seattle got 0.31 inches of rain in July. The unit is listed at $639,900, which is actually not bad in the current climate.*

2301 NE Blakeley St #306
110757 1 1 Open Houses This Weekend
Sunday, August 15, 2010 3:00 PM – 5:00 PM
If you’ve lived in Seattle long, chances are you’ve biked past this one-bedroom unit more than a few times. Those trees outside the window line the Burke-Gilman trail right by U-Village. That’s right – a bike trail, a university, and an apple store. What more could you ask for? Aside from more than 687 square feet, that is…

1420 Terry Ave #1906
115747 3 0 Open Houses This Weekend
Sunday, August 15, 2010 1:00 PM – 4:00 PM
Now that is what I call a view. This three-bedroom 19th-floor corner unit is listed at $899,000. It has two master suites and floor to ceiling windows with gorgeous views in nearly every room. I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s one in the bathroom so you can contemplate the mountains while you pee.

2425 33rd Ave W #204
115743 5 1 Open Houses This Weekend
Sunday, August 15, 2010 11:00 AM – 1:00 PM
This Sunday and this Sunday only, you have the opportunity to visit The Worst Building in Seattle. If you’d like to live there, you can pay $550,000 for the pleasure of owning this second-floor 1,384-square-foot two-bedroom unit.

1301 Spring St Unit 18-J
114680 6 2 Open Houses This Weekend
Sunday, August 15, 2010 2:00 PM – 4:00 PM
Would you pay a million dollars for that kitchen? This two-bedroom unit is listed at $1,170,000, or $574 per square foot! I’m sorry, construction from 1982 is not “timeless.” Everything is square, nothing is open. I have a shoe rack larger than those windows. Don’t get me started on the ugly brown bathroom tile.

*Redfin is not joking about prices going up in Seattle despite dismal sales. 28 of this weekend’s 98 open houses are listed at over $500K, and 11 of those are over $800K. That’s insane. Are luxury condo owners the only Seattleites who aren’t chained to an underwater mortgage?

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  • TaschaN

    I'm seeing a marketing slogan for 1301 Spring St now.

    “Enjoy life at First Hill Plaza on Pill Hill, where we bring the 1980's to life with condo pricing from 2006″

    I've never understood why people apparently pay top dollar to live in a horrid 80's condo that screams 'retirement village'.

  • Name

    Hi Sarah,

    A quick look at your post tells me that you have the wrong Bellagio in your post. The one you have listed is in Magnolia and not the subject of the Stranger blog article.

  • Guest

    I think the premium prices at First Hill Plaza have more to do with the building's height. At 36 stories, it's taller than just about any building outside of downtown. Even on the 18th floor I bet the views are amazing.

  • EBC

    nice views, but the interiors of first hill are pretty blah though. the low ceilings and track lighting….shudder.