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Open Houses This Weekend

By August 20, 2010


Not getting baked at Hempfest? Or perhaps looking for some hapless real estate agents to harass after you’ve gotten baked at Hempfest? Here are a few of the 85 open houses in Seattle this weekend for your visiting pleasure:

606 E Thomas St Unit H

Sunday, August 22, 2010 1:00 PM – 4:00 PM
Thinking about buying an into an older coop, but worried that the previous owners didn’t take good care of the unit? Worry no more, because this place was owned by Font Nerds. Helvetica Font Nerds. And everyone knows one of the necessary conditions to become a Helvetica Font Nerd is a bad case of obsessive compulsive disorder. I highly encourage you to visit this Capitol Hill two-bedroom unit, and I dare you to find a speck of dust.

1950 Alaskan Wy #137

Sunday, August 22, 2010 2:30 PM – 4:30 PM
You know where a great place to buy a new condo would be? Right over where they are going to dig the world’s largest deep bore tunnel! I mean, you could get a boring machine stuck under your building! Or soil settlement could cause half the building to sink into the ground! Either way, you’ve got yourself a fat lawsuit on your hands. I’m sure you could make twice the $950,000 that this waterfront three-bedroom unit costs.

Update: Whoops, a reader pointed out this condo is not over top of the proposed bore tunnel. – Matt

8812 Stone Ave N #102

Sunday, August 22, 2010 1:00 PM – 4:00 PM
Dude! This $172,000 one-bedroom unit is perfect! You could go to Hempfest and get stoned, and then go to an open house on Stone Way! Double rainbow all the way across the sky.

613 E Highland Dr #2

Sunday, August 22, 2010 1:00 PM – 4:00 PM
Wish you could live in Harvard and Highland but don’t have a million dollars burning a hold in your pocket? Meet their red-headed stepchild, 613 Highland – she’s only 30 years older. We’re talking about a three-bedroom-plus-den four-story townhouse just blocks away with the same view for only $699,900. That’s quite a steal given that it sold in 2005 for $775,000.

2929 1st Ave #1001

Sunday, August 22, 2010 12:00 PM – 2:00 PM
I know, I know. Everyone has covered the shit out of this condo. But come on, it’s in the same neighborhood as hempfest, and how fun would it be to try to find your way out of that place when you’re high as a kite?